When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car’s
A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
~Motley Crue
In a CPR class I attended the other day we were going over the hand
placement for chest compressions. Our instructor went through how
to hold your hands and use the heel to do the compressions and place
them in the center of the chest between the "nipples". Of course
my twisted brain istantly wondered, "What if I have to do CPR on a
large saggy chested woman?" Am I supposed to do chest
compressions at her waist, cause that's where the nipples are?
She said between the nipples!
As the instructor knelt down to demonstrate she brought up my concerns
by saying, " You all know what happens to a womans chest as she
gets older, visualize those boobs as being young and firm! That
should get your hands in the right spot!"
I don't know about getting my hands in the right spot, I think I can
figure it out no matter how saggy the tits are, but I was somewhat
surprised that those words came out of a AHA certified female
instructor to a class full of men.